Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the bowling pins stop working?

Joke: What is thin, white and scary?

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

Joke: Mathematician 1: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
Mathematician 2: Log cabin?
Mathematician 1: No, you forgot the C. It's a houseboat.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!