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Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.
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Joke: A man joins a golfing tournament, but he is a terrible golfer. Lucky for him an evil leprechaun lives on the course and offers him a deal, "I will make you win this tournament, if you promise to never marry!"
The man agrees and indeed wins the tournament. Afterwards the leprechaun approaches the man, "Remember, you can't marry anybody now!"
Adjusting his collar the priest replies, "Yeah, whatever."
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Joke: A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, βIt's no good trying to outrun it. It's catching up!β The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, βI'm not trying to outrun the lion, I'm trying to outrun you!β
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Joke: A man walks into a bar and orders three mugs of beer. The bartender tells him they will go flat while he drinks but the man explains to him, "I have two brothers. When we all left home we decided every night we will all go to the bar and have a drink for each of us."
This man becomes a regular and orders three beers every night. But a few months later he comes in silently and orders only two. The bar falls silent. The bartender approaches him and says, "I don't mean to intrude, but I'm sorry for your loss."
The man looks puzzled at first then laughs, "Oh no! My doctor said I had to quit drinking."
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