Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.

Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?

Joke: At first God created Adam but Adam was lonely. He asked God, "Can you give me somebody that will care for me, listen to me, love me, make me happy, and help me through tough situations?"

God replied, "Yeah, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam then asked, "What can I get for a rib?"