Good Jokes

Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: Most people use pepper to make themselves sneeze, Chuck Norris uses pepper spray.