Good Jokes

Joke: What's the best way to burn 1000 calories?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."

Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?

Joke: Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?