Good Jokes

Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"

She asks, "What's a butfore?"

"Pooping silly...."

Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?

Joke: Why did the man egg push the woman egg?

Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?