Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?

Joke: Chuck Norris gets his cereal from the Home Depot.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...