Good Jokes

Joke: Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop when a bus pulls up. The first blonde leans into the bus and asks "Will this bus take me to 1st Avenue?"

The bus driver tells her no. The second blonde leans in and whispers "What about me?"

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!

Joke: Why did dinosaurs go extinct? Chuck Norris wanted new toys.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.