Good Jokes

Joke: A blonde walks into a bar. Shortly after another blonde walks into a bar. Ten seconds later two more blondes walk into the bar.

You think they would have caught on after the first two blondes didn't duck.

Joke: What do you call a blonde woman with two brain cells?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit! Did you change the locks?

Joke: An ant and a centipede are hanging out and they run out of pop. The ant is going to get more but the centipede tells him, "Let me go, I'm faster with all of my legs." The ant agrees.

After waiting a couple of hours the ant calls the centipede, "What's taking so long?"

The centipede replies, "Hold on, I almost have my shoes on."

Joke: When do ducks wake up?