Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree?

Joke: What do you get when you mix paint together?

Joke: A kid from Texas is on the Yale campus for the very first time. He approaches a student and says, "Hey, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Yale student replies "At Yale, we don't end a sentence with a preposition." The kid says, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, jerk?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lego!
Lego who?
Lego to the movies!