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Joke: Two silk worms got into a fight! It ended in a tie.


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Joke: Can February march?


Punch line: I don't know, but April May.


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Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?


Punch line: An electron.


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Joke: A doctor walks into his office and tells his patient, "I have good news and I have bad news."

The patient replies, "I want the good news first."

The doctor says, "We're naming a disease after you!"


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Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"


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