Good Jokes

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'

Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?

Joke: Why do farts stink?

Joke: Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher?

Joke: What ethnicity is Santa Claus?