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By greenrover
Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'
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Joke: What store do dogs refuse to go to?
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By tumnus123
Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?
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Joke: Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day? Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?
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Joke: Which bug gobbles up trash?