Good Jokes

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/3 a beer, the fourth orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender interrupts "Get out! Are you trying to suck me dry?"

Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?

Joke: Different professions consider the behavior of a missile differently:

A mathematician will calculate where the missile will land.

A physicist will explain how the missile got there.

An engineer will just stand there and try to catch it.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said, "Order order!" She replied, "Damn, chill. I'll just take a coke and some fried."

Joke: Why do chicken coops have two doors?