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Joke: Man: When I get better will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: Of course.
Man: Cool, I've always wanted to be able to play piano.
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Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.
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Joke: A man is sitting in his living room when his so opens the front door of their house and yells, "Dad!"
The father quickly yells to the son, "If you want to talk to me get in here!"
The son runs in with his shoes on, "Sorry, where's the hose? I stepped in some dog poo."
194 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.
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Joke: One day the triangle player of an orchestra gets very sick and goes the hospital. The entire day he practiced through his sneezing and sniffling. The next day he goes home to find his house surrounded by police cars. He asks a police officer, "What happened?"
The officer replies, "Your conductor came by your house to talk to you while you were at the hospital. He was angry that you missed rehearsal. When he got home and found that you weren't there he killed your entire family in anger."
The triangle player, stunned, looks deeply into the police officer's eyes with a single tear running down his face, "The conductor wanted to talk to me?"
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