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Joke: What's the best way to brush your hare?
16 ratings
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Joke: Three elderly ladies are discussing their mental health. The first lady says, "Today I was at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember if I had just gone up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "I was sitting at the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember if I was about to sleep or just woke up."
The final lady says, "My memory is as good as ever, knock on wood." With this she hits the table twice. Suddenly she is startled and looks up, "Who's there?"
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Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.
16 ratings
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By Vgcallah
Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.
74 ratings
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Joke: It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.
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