Good Jokes

Joke: A thief walks up to a man, pulls out a knife, and says "Give me all of your money."

The man, surprised, says "You can't rob me, I'm a congressman!"

The thief responds "In that case, give me my money!"

Joke: Which bird is tall and wealthy?

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Joke: x² asks x³ if he believes in God.

x³ replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.