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Joke: What do you call a very clever pig?


Punch line: Cunningham!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)


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Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?


Punch line: Miner details.


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Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."

The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."

The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."


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Joke: A brunette asked a blonde scuba diver why they jumped off of the boat backwards.

The blonde replied, "If I jumped forwards I would still be in the boat."


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