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Joke: What do you call a very clever pig?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)
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Joke: What do you call a soot covered face, a large pickaxe, a hardhat, and overalls?
5 ratings
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Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."
The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."
The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."
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Joke: A brunette asked a blonde scuba diver why they jumped off of the boat backwards.
The blonde replied, "If I jumped forwards I would still be in the boat."
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