Good Jokes

Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
Girl: No...

Joke: What do you call a statistician that refuses to follow the rules?

Joke: What's purple and commutes?

Joke: How do you make tissues dance?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!