Good Jokes

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.

Joke: The sun can't look at Chuck Norris without blinking.

Joke: While you are reading this 4,721 men will have died from roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris.

Joke: What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!