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Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?


Punch line: Because they are cheaper than day rates.


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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?


Punch line: It was a great trade!


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Joke: What store do dogs refuse to go to?


Punch line: The flea market.


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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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