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Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?


Punch line: Cooooaaaaalllllllll!


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Joke: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?


Punch line: They are really good at it.


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Joke: What do ducks like to smoke?


Punch line: Quack!


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Joke: What was the best part of the antennas wedding?


Punch line: The reception.


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Joke: Mrs. Smith is teaching her 3rd grade class and tells them, "Human beings are the only species that can stutter."

A little girl named Emily replies, "That's not true, my little kitty stuttered the other day. Our neighbor's dog jumped over the fence the other day and my kitty said, 'Ffffff! Ffffff! Ffffff!'."

Mrs. Smith asks, "How is that stuttering?"

Emily replies, "Before she could say 'fuck' the dog got her."


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