Good Jokes

Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?

Joke: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Joke: What do ducks like to smoke?

Joke: What was the best part of the antennas wedding?

Joke: Mrs. Smith is teaching her 3rd grade class and tells them, "Human beings are the only species that can stutter."

A little girl named Emily replies, "That's not true, my little kitty stuttered the other day. Our neighbor's dog jumped over the fence the other day and my kitty said, 'Ffffff! Ffffff! Ffffff!'."

Mrs. Smith asks, "How is that stuttering?"

Emily replies, "Before she could say 'fuck' the dog got her."