Good Jokes

Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.

Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.

Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.