Good Jokes

Joke: A man comes home after being out all night. When he arrives home his wife is glaring at him. She asks him, "Why did you decide to show up at 6 in the morning?"

The man stumbles a bit, and replies "I want some breakfast."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal honor to meet you!
Cereal = It's a real

Joke: What do you call an old snowman?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow.
The polite inter...
Excuse me! I'm sorry to interrupt, but moo!

Joke: Yo mama's so heavy, her picture fell off the wall.