Good Jokes

Joke: I new a black guy once, until my mom sold him!

Joke: What did one eye say to the other?

Joke: How do small children travel?

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Joke: A kid is standing alone in the batter's box with a bat and a ball. He throws it up and swings at it, "Strike one!"

He throws it up again, "Strike two!"

He throws it up a third time, "Strike three! You're out!"

He grabs the ball and says, "Dang I'm a good pitcher!"