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Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?


Punch line: They always take things, literally.


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Joke: My brother responded very badly to going to jail. He always yells at everybody, steals, and refuses to drink or eat.

It's the last time we play Monopoly.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who
Olive you!


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Joke: How do small children travel?


Punch line: In mini vans.


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Joke: A man got his house painted. When the painters were done they handed him the bill. He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for paint, just labor. He asked them, "You did a great job, why didn't you charge me for paint?"

The painter replies, "Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."


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