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Joke: A blonde woman goes to a shoe store and wants to buy some alligator shoes, but becomes angry when she sees the price. She storms out of the store saying, "I'm going to catch an alligator and get my own pair of shoes!" The shopkeeper laughs as he watches her leave.

Later as the shopkeeper is driving home, he sees the blonde in a swamp on the side of the road. A 10-foot alligator is swimming right at her but she swiftly knocks the alligator out. She drags it onto some grass where there are a dozen other knocked out alligators. She flips it over and yells, "Ah! This one's barefoot too!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!


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Joke: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?


Punch line: Buck teeth.


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Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.


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Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?


Punch line: They don't C#.


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