Good Jokes

Joke: A man got his house painted. When the painters were done they handed him the bill. He was surprised to find that the painters were not charging him for paint, just labor. He asked them, "You did a great job, why didn't you charge me for paint?"

The painter replies, "Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she smiles not even gold fish crackers will smile back.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, nothing gets between Chuck and Norris.

Joke: What is a "sound" sleeper?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl!
Baby owl who?
Baby I'll see you later!