Good Jokes

Joke: Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says "If we don't get out of here alive, I love you man."

The other cupcake says "Oh my gosh... A talking cupcake!"

Joke: A man in a bar sees a friend at a table drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"And this month," continued, the friend sadly, "Nothing."

Joke: What has 10 letters that starts with gas?

Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?

Joke: What do eggs do for fun?