13 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!
12 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
10 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A man calls 911 because his wife is in labor. He yells, "My wife is in labor and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
The dispatcher asks, "Is this her first child?"
The man replies, "No, I'm her husband!"
13 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her Facebook page has to be seen on IMAX.
20 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Everybody knows that!
Lawyers who = Lawyers sue.
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