Good Jokes

Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?

Joke: Old chemists don't die, they just slowly become inorganic chemists.

Joke: A golf club walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later" replies the bartender.

Joke: Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!