Good Jokes

Joke: Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to the Macy's Day Parade wearing ropes.

Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."

Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."