Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Joke: How do you wake Lady Gaga up in the morning?

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"