Good Jokes

Joke: Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop when a bus pulls up. The first blonde leans into the bus and asks "Will this bus take me to 1st Avenue?"

The bus driver tells her no. The second blonde leans in and whispers "What about me?"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.

Joke: A kid from Texas is on the Yale campus for the very first time. He approaches a student and says, "Hey, can you tell me where the library is at?" The Yale student replies "At Yale, we don't end a sentence with a preposition." The kid says, "Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, jerk?"

Joke: What do you call a spaceship with a broken air-conditioning unit?