Good Jokes

Joke: Three priests are talking. The first one says, "I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of our rats!"

The second one says, "I know! We've tried poison, traps, noise. Nothing works."

The third one says, "We baptized and confirmed all of our rats. Now they only show up at Easter and Christmas."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.

Joke: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."

Joke: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?