Good Jokes

Joke: What is a tree's favorite drink?

Joke: Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

Joke: A man walks into his doctor's office with a carrot in his ear and a banana in his nose. He asks, "What's wrong doc?"

The doctor replies, "You're not eating right."

Joke: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team.