Good Jokes

Joke: Math guy #1: It's ironic.
Math guy #2: What is?
Math guy #1: You can't spell tautology without spelling tautology.

Joke: A thief walks up to a man, pulls out a knife, and says "Give me all of your money."

The man, surprised, says "You can't rob me, I'm a congressman!"

The thief responds "In that case, give me my money!"

Joke: Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Joke: How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?

Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.