Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)

Joke: What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?

Joke: Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop when a bus pulls up. The first blonde leans into the bus and asks "Will this bus take me to 1st Avenue?"

The bus driver tells her no. The second blonde leans in and whispers "What about me?"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up on the wrong and right side of the bed.