Good Jokes

Joke: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.

Joke: A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host "How are your prices?"

The host replies "Well kids eat free."

The man replies "My son is really hungry, he's going to have three plates."

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

Joke: Mathematician 1: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
Mathematician 2: Log cabin?
Mathematician 1: No, you forgot the C. It's a houseboat.

Joke: How does a cow do math?