Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Joke: A gymnast walks into a bar... She gets deducted 5 points.

Joke: What are the strongest days of the week?

Joke: Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?

Joke: 1. You can't wash yours eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried # 3. 6. When you did 3 you realized it was possible, but you looked like a dog when you did it. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped # 5. 9. You just checked to see if there was a 5. Add a comment if I got you!