Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the soldier go to the bathroom?

Joke: When do ducks wake up?

Joke: Where does a sheep get its hair cut?

Joke: Why did the pop can crusher retire?

Joke: A man's boat is going down in German waters. He radios for help. On the other end he hears, "Vat is vrong?!"

The man replies, "I'm sinking! I'm sinking!"

The radio shouts back, "Okay! Vat are you sinking about?"