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Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?


Punch line: It leaves tracks.


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Joke: Why wouldn't 22/7 propose to π?


Punch line: They were close enough (22/7 ≈ π).


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Joke: What washes up on really small beaches?


Punch line: Microwaves.


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Joke: Three men are sitting on a beach in Jamaica talking about how they all ended up there. The first man says, "I ran a superstore out in California. But business got bad so one day there was a bad fire and I collected the insurance money and moved out here."

The next man says, "I had a Jewelry store in the Midwest. But business went downhill and we were robbed. So I collected the insurance and moved out here."

The final guy says, "I had a little fishery on the East Coast. One day a hurricane hit and I collected the insurance money. I had nothing left but the money so I moved out here."

The other two men look confused for a while then ask him, "How in the world did you start a hurricane?"


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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?


Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!


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