Good Jokes

Joke: A picture is worth a thousand words, but if Chuck Norris doesn't like it it is worth a thousand roundhouse kicks to the face.

Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.

Joke: When can a woman make you a millionaire?

Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?

Joke: Chuck Norris once drowned an entire army... In the Sahara desert.