Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!

Joke: You know why a war on drugs is a bad idea?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus it does a wheelie.