Good Jokes

Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?

Joke: A man and his wife are in front of a judge deciding who gets them. The wife tells the judge, "I'm their mother. I birthed them and I should get to raise them."

The judge then turns to the father and asks for his reasoning. The man thinks for a while and retorts, "If I put a $1.50 into a pop machine and a coke comes out, the does the machine get the coke?"

Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?

Joke: How do you get four old ladies to yell 'Damn'?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.