Good Jokes

 

25 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?


Punch line: The Bermuda triangle.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.

No pun in ten did.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

0 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

7 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade!


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

7 ratings
2 saves

Joke: A motorist is speeding down the road when he is pulled over. The officer tells him, "Sir do you realize how fast you were going?"

The motorist replies, "Yeah I know, but I have to go."

The cop interrupts him, "Not so fast. You're going to have to wait for the chief to get back in a few hours."

The cop immediately takes the man to jail. After a few hours the cop tells the man, "You're lucky, the chief is on his way back from his daughter's wedding, he'll be in a good mood."

The man replies, "I doubt it."

The cop snaps back, "Why do you say that?"

The man replies, "I'm the groom!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+