Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she made Weight Watcher's go blind.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)

Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

Joke: The movie '300' was originally supposed to be called '1' and star Chuck Norris. But nobody would pay to see a million Persians die in 10 seconds.

Joke: Have you heard about the spicy night?