Good Jokes

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."

Joke: What's the difference between sky divers and golfers?

Joke: A man saw a TV that was on sale for $1. The only issue was that the volume was stuck all the way up. The salesman asked him if he would like to purchase it, to which he replied, "I can't turn it down."

Joke: If your wife and lawyer are dangling off of a cliff, what choice do you have?

Joke: What do you call a cow that gets an abortion?