Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her Facebook page has to be seen on IMAX.

Joke: A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

Joke: Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually.

Joke: Son: Mom I have great news.
Mom: You got a 100 on your math test?
Son: I said I have good news, not a miracle.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, he kills them.