Good Jokes

Joke: It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he takes blood baths.

Joke: When can a woman make you a millionaire?

Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?!
Oh I'm just a tree branch, don't mind me.